Sponge Bob
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The Life Of An Urban Soccer Mom
I love watching the urban rebel of the man on his bike riding in a cool outfit and weaving through traffic on the freeway. Ah the careless ease he moves back and forth through traffic getting there an hour before I do. He looks professional yet dangerous in his dress and demeanor.
It's really cool when I see them on the freeway. Of course they are wearing a helmet because they are cool and don't play games with their lives. They are going down the open road with their laptop computer bags flapping in the wind in a cool designer color or some soft leather or canvas.
As he passes me I look for just a second to see design tattoos on his neck just under his helmet. He has another one on his wrist just the right size, not too auspicious. As he slows down ever so slowly to make sure I don't run him over he gives me a little wink with the knowledge that I appreciate his coolness.
How cool it would be to be on a bike. But my speed is more of an off road Yamaha ATV. Besides how would I fit all these kids on the back of my bike? Yes, I am a soccer mom and there is no way I could fit all my kid's stuff on that bike.
Yes, that is the plight of the soccer mom. And that is what I am. I ride the open road in a mini van and the only tattoo I have is a parrot from a cereal box. I am normal, average and everyday.
And I am not alone. Out there on the open road I see a dozens of me driving the same range to and from school, the market and the dry cleaners. We are bold in our outerwear of practical denim and our bags of steel that can hold up to twenty snacks for any emergency.
Yes we are the fearless mothers of urban America who can bargain with coupons and haggle over extra texting charges. We are trained to wait for hours in our car and know every song of Miley Cyrus. We wait in vigil until our one day of the years we are acknowledge nationally, you call it Mother's Day, we call it Victory Day. We know our goals, to effective raise children who won't be annoying to others. We carry ourselves proudly knowing we are doing an important task.
So as I pass the urban rebel in the lane next to me my hats off to him. He lives a life singleness and danger around every corner. With his bag blowing in the wind behind him he secretly knows how tough I am. I lead a life that he would not dare to lead.
Sponge Bob Goofy Goober Full song
